<p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">Kadın, apandisitten ameliyat olmak üzeredir. Doktora sorar:</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">“Doktor bey, ameliyattan sonra herkes yara izimi görecek mi?”</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">Doktor, ciddi bir tavırla yanıt verir:</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">“Size bağlı efendim!”</span></span></span></p>